my straight guy friend told me condoms remove 90% of sensation for him but also he has never received a genuinely pleasurable blowjob from a girl. buddy you are up shit creek but there's gotta be paddles available to you like this can't be all there is. depending on girls to start taking birth control for your sake is lowkey kinda weak shit
also this was wild to hear for me bc my preferred sensation level during sex is 0%
my straight guy friend told me condoms remove 90% of sensation for him but also he has never received a genuinely pleasurable blowjob from a girl. buddy you are up shit creek but there’s gotta be paddles available to you like this can’t be all there is. depending on girls to start taking birth control for your sake is lowkey kinda weak shit
another baby thing that you probably already know but that I need to reiterate:
If you're so frustrated/overstimulated/tired that you begin having thoughts about harming your baby, put the baby down in a safe place and leave. They will scream; it's ok. Take five whole minutes. Go outside, maybe. Calm down. Then return to your baby's needs.
it's normal to have those thoughts. We all experience them. Literally every parent, no matter who doesn't want to admit it, has had unkind thoughts about her baby. As long as you can step away and not act on these feelings you're doing great.
David Byrne’s (Talking Heads) AIDS Prevention Statement for the Red Hot + Blue Benefit Video, recorded in 1990
you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday
i dreamt this post got 19k notes overnight and everyone i knew had disowned me for for my cat 5 Sack Slip event
i just want to stress this john gaius lost his entire polycule.
He didn’t lose 20% of his bitches. He didn’t even lose 50%. He lost his
whole girlfriends and boyfriends . Look at what it’s done to him. you can see the death in his
eyes, but he keeps on going. This is w
okay i’m curious… minors dni but
if you’re fingering someone using two fingers, which two are you using?
pointer and middle
middle and ring
other(??)
i haven’t done it/don’t know/show results
hey patrick can you see my feet
Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet
Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them
Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.
no one knows the context of this whatsoever it was about me and my friend when we were 8 pretending we were spongebob and patrick and had penises and we were peeing with them in a church bathroom and we said this aloud and some lady comes in and tells us that everyone down the hall could hear us, and then i wouldnt leave the bathroom because i was too afraid
reading this again i guess the context is all there in the penises
